Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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