big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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