Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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