she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
how do flat chested girls get laid?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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