i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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