I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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