Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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