Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
