We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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