My nipple is on Facebook.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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