Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
