The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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