are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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