The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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