They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
You left your phone here
Wait...
Randomize
