I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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