I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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