Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
My penis needs a shock collar
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Randomize
