have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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