Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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