Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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