the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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