I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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