is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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