He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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