His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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