Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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