I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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