I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Let's get the cat blown out
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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