She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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