he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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