am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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