Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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