I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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