I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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