I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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