i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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