More tranny stories later!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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