Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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