Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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