It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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