that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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