Where did you get a picture of my penis
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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