I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I think a kid would responsible me up
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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