check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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