Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
