do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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