The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
my being single is dangerous.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize