His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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