That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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