Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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