i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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